Outsmarting the Sprites: How to Prepare for Presentation Disaster

In Medieval times people believed that whenchallenges. Some people accuse me of
mischievous sprites heard you wish forbeing an "Eeyore" on this subject because I
something they would make the oppositeover-think potential calamities.It is true that I
happen. Many show biz professionals stillspend a great deal of time exploring what could
believe in them. I can attest to their existence. Igo wrong. I ask
have seen them in action.One time, when I wasmyself a number of questions:
attending an American Society for Training and* What technology issues could pop up?
Development* What questions might the audience ask?
International Conference and Exposition, a* What would a heckler say?
featured speaker began by saying that* Are there any electrical wires to trip over?
this opportunity to present in front of his/her* What health problems could someone in the
colleagues was the completion of aaudience have during presentation?
lifelong dream. It was a bad choice of words. TheI explore these potential dangers not because I
audience respondedam a pessimist, but because the
enthusiastically. The sprites responding bymore emergencies I envision, the less likely the
freezing the presenter's laptop.The presentersprites are to surprise me.Protect
apologized and asked permission to reboot. As theOnce you have identified a potential challenge,
computer tried toyou should Protect yourself from it
recover, the presenter stalled. 10,000 peopleby devising a solution. You should then protect
waited ... and waited ... and waited.yourself again by devising a solution
After 10 minutes and a different computerfor the solution. You should ask yourself, "What's
hookup, the presentation finally began.I had beenthe backup plan?" Then ask
forgiving up to that point. After all, the sprites canyourself, "What's the backup plan for the backup
attack anyone. It isplan?" Finally, ask yourself, "What's
what occurred next that astounded me. Thethe backup plan for the backup backup plan?"For
presenter could have continued withoutexample, consider technology issues and ask
waiting for the PowerPoint to reload, but had notyourself, "What if the laptop
prepared for a sprite attack.I've seen the spritescrashed?" Then determine to bring backup
attack other presenters too. At the 2002 ASTDoverhead slides just in case. Next ask
conference ayourself, "What if the overhead projector light
famous presenter was discussing the properbulb blows?" Then resolve to bring an
usage of PowerPoint slides. Again theextra light bulb with you. Finally ask yourself,
sprites pounced. There was a misspelling on a"What if that light doesn't work?"
slide and a participant told theThen learn to present without your slides just in
presenter so. The presenter interrupted thecase.Here's an example from my own experience.
presentation and changed the slide asIn My Training With A Beat
the entire audience waited. The sprite no doubtpresentation, I demonstrate the various uses for
laughed.In 2003 I was the presenter attacked. Asmusic in learning environments.
I began a discussion of the distractions cellWithout music there can be no presentation. I
phones cause during modern training programs, ahave protected my clients (and
sprite commanded my computermyself) by integrating the music into the
to download software. I was forced to, likePowerPoint presentation. I then travel with
those presenters before me, halt mythe music on a backup CD-ROM and a back-up
presentation and deal with a sprite.All threeaudiocassette. As an extra
examples are true. All put the presenter on theprecaution, I have recorded the music onto a
spot. All inconveniencedVHS tape so that, even if all the usual
the audience. All were avoidable. In this article, Iaudio channels are unavailable to me, I can play
hope to help you outsmart thethe music on a TV. On the remote
sprites by examining the extensive preparationschance that all these mediums should become
show biz professionals practice. Indemagnetized, I also carry several
fact the acronym for those preparations isemergency musical CDs.Accept
P.R.E.P.A.R.E. We will discuss each of theIn improv training, comedians are taught to
steps in the acronym sequentially, beginning withwelcome the unexpected, to treat sprite
Plan.Plansurprises as gifts. These gifts lead to new
The Plan is the most critical part of anydiscoveries. I will never forget the time, as
performance but the least noticed by thea magician performing the linking rings (eight rings
audience. To gain insight into the length Hollywoodlink and unlink at will), a mike
goes when planning a movie,stand got in the way. Much to my surprise, the
consider the current movie phenomenon Thesprites linked a ring to the mike
Lord of the Rings. The extended DVDstand! Even more surprising was the audience
version of The Fellowship of the Ring featuresreaction. They applauded! That bit
hours of material showcasing theimmediately became a part of my act.It is an
years of planning that went into that productionaxiom among magicians that the magician has
including concept development,greater power because the
scripting, storyboarding, scenic selection,audience never knows what is coming. Chances
character development, music creationare that when something
and actor casting. All these details added to theunexpected happens, the audience will, as they
success of the film. Any one ofdid with my link to the mike stand,
them handled poorly could have ruinedregard the occurrence as planned. This fact gives
it.Presentations, although not as involved, stillthe performer a decided
require planning. That planning oftenadvantage. If you Accept whatever happens as
starts with a concept that is developed into aa gift, the audience will likely never
script. I realize that some presentersknow the sprites struck.React
prefer an outline. Outlines do offer spontaneity.Accepting is not the same as compliance. Even
But what they lack is specificity. Awhen something unexpected occurs,
show biz production contains a myriad of detailsyou should still take charge. React with an aura
not readily apparent in an outline.of confidence knowing that you are
The very act of scripting places a discipline onprepared. Ironically, the amount of preparation
the performance that cannot beyou have engaged in will rebound to
obtained in any other way.For an example whereyour advantage. Your client will be impressed by
the stakes can literally be life or death, considerthe amount of preparation you
the legalwent to the deliver for them. In this perverse
profession. Lawyers script their opening andsense you should welcome the sprites.
closing arguments, witnesses scriptYour reaction to their mischief will only make you
their testimony, and judges script thelook more professional.Enjoy
explanations of their rulings. They plan whatYou've planned, rehearsed, explored, protected,
they will say in the courtroom so that it will beaccepted and reacted. The final
factually correct and logicallystep is to simply Enjoy whatever happens. You
thought through.Scripting forces you tocontrol the dynamic so relax and
determine exactly what you mean, how whatplace your focus where it belongs, on your
you meanaudience. This focus will drive the sprites
connects with what you've already said, and howcrazy.A Show Biz Tradition
what you will say leads inevitablySo, remember to P-R-E-P-A-R-E. And as a wish
to a grand finale where every detail of thefor luck (and in case the sprites are
performance connects. So therefore, thelistening), break a leg!Visit Lenn on line at
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in front of you, the sprites mustmusician; and the president of Offbeat
seek another opening. They look for theTraining(R), infusing entertainment-based
unexpected. Accordingly, you should taketechniques into learning to keep 'em awake!
time to Explore all the potential unplanned